if i could be anything right now, id be a psychic police officer with a black belt in karate and a bloodhound that can sniff out lies.
and i know why i'm having bad luck today. not only am i not wearing the glitter jelly rings i wear everyday that i got from san diego, but i'm also not wearing the bracelet andy made me that i wear everyday. why? because i'm dumb and forget things all the time. i thought i had fixed my memory already! i need to keep tabs on pretty much everything now, thankyou. and i need tracking devices and satellites on everything i own because i just cant put things where i can find/hide them.
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